Despite a White House petition calling for Alaska to secede from the US and rejoin Russia collecting more than 42,000 signatures, Vladimir Putin dismissed any sort of annexation or military invasion as unnecessary in his recently televised interview. The hopes of Alaska freedom fighters (terrorist) were squashed when Putin added “It’s just too darn cold there”. When asked for a comment President Obama responded with, “I am utterly disappointed with comrade Putin’s decision on this matter, it was our fastest path to war, but it’s squandered now. I guess it’s back to the drawing board and escalating this conflict through normalized channels”.
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Putin Decides Against Invading Alaska. Obama Utterly Disappointed. Google
HP Writes: Vladimir Putin Says Alaska Is Too Cold To Annex
Russian President Vladimir Putin quashed the possibility that Russia would annex Alaska while on a question-and-answer call-in show Thursday, adding that the former Russian colony is cold, too.
Amid rising Russian nationalism after the president’s annexation of Crimea, Putin responded to an audience member’s suggestion of annexing Alaska during the televised national phone-in, asking, “Faina Ivanovna, my dear, why do you want Alaska?”
Russia is a “northern country” and 70 percent of its territory lies in “Northern and extreme Northern regions,” Putin said, according to Russian news agency RIA Novosti. “Is Alaska really in the Southern Hemisphere? It’s cold there, too. Let’s not get hot-headed,” he added. Russia sold Alaska to the U.S. in 1867 for $7.2 million.
“Who needs Alaska?” Putin added.
A White House petition calling for Alaska to secede from the U.S. and rejoin Russia has garnered more than 42,000 signatures since the initiative launched in March.
Despite rising tensions between the two nations, Putin assured his audience Thursday that “growing relations with the United States” remains in Russia’s best interest.
“I want to emphasize once again, Russia is interested in growing relations with the United States and will do everything to ensure that this confidence is restored,” Putin said.
The U.S. levied sanctions against Russia and select government officials in response to Russia’s annexation of Crimea in March, and has warned that additional sanctionswill be imposed if Russia further intervenes to destabilize Ukraine.