It’s hard to be a bear. No one likes bears. Here are the top 10 signs that you might be a bear hater as well.
- You define a bear who got it wrong simply as “An idiot”.
- You define a bear who got it right as “An idiot who got lucky.”
- Short squeezes give you a hard on.
- When you go to Russia you always order a Grilled Bear Steak.
- You can’t stop laughing when Mr. Market mauls all the bears.
- You secretly wish that Mr. Bernanke would round up all the bears and ship them to where they belong….. Siberia.
- You think that throwing bears out of airplanes should be an Olympic sport.
- When up in the mountains you steal “Slow Down For Bears” signs and replace them with “No Speed Limit” signs.
- You believe all bears are communists.
- You believe bear mafia controls the toilet paper market.
This goes to all the bears out there.
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